jame7t:

jame7t:

Gnomes don’t have internet because if they did they’d send death threats to everyone they know and strangers as well

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catgirl-kaiju:

tropicalscream:

finger-licking good

and its ontological opposite:

toe-sucking evil

Colonel Sanders and Quinton Tarantino locked in mortal combat

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stewy:

huge fan of reading and learning, but also an even bigger fan of sleeping and being unconscious.

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ophilosoraptoro:

navigationspace:

frickiestfricks:

Well played, Beverly.

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wizard-council-bureaucrat:

random-meme-bot:

wizard-council-bureaucrat:

Things that ARE covered by your Wizard Insurance:

• Top Surgery
• Bottom Surgery
• Witch Encounters (one per century)
• Killed By Greg
• Middle Surgery (✨ New! ✨)

Oh for Gandalf’s Big Naturals- Fine! 😡

• Dental (✨ New! ✨) (first 1,000 teeth ONLY)

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kirbyofthestars:

kirbyofthestars:

if i ever write something set in the united states im just going to do zero research whatsoever and make stuff up to sound cool it’s equality

the lush impenetrable jungles of massachusetts

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zamaron:

impliedcasual:

zamaron:

sebto360:

zamaron:

dhaarijmens:

zamaron:

I’m going to rewrite the harry potter series and it’s going to be called Hermione Granger and The Glorious Glock where she gets a gun and shoots voldemort through the skull and then everyone is free to continue their education in peace. It’ll be 3.5 pages long. 

they’re in Great Britain
where in the world is an 11-year-old black girl going to get a gun

the store

Britain isn’t America. You can’t just walk into a random supermarket and buy a ton of guns. In fact, a gun is several hundred pounds each due to you needing to have a separate license for each one. Then you also need to have it where no one could accidentally find it and if anyone apart from you knows where the gun is, you lose your license and gun. I think it has to be locked up in a position no one will ever find it in.

Pretty much, an eleven year old kid is not gonna get a gun in Britain.

she goes to a wizard school with a three headed dog in the broom closet.

Hermoine isn’t black???

Yes she is, page 1 line one of Hermione Granger and the Glorious Glock reads “Hermione Granger took her black ass to school” nice try racist. 

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gremlin-pattie:

anidealshape:

the r/curatedtumblr -> tumblr migration is so funny to me. it’s like going to the zoo and enjoying it so much you climb into the enclosure to live with the monkeys

this reply evokes such an incredible image in the mind’s eye

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demilypyro:

cryptotheism:

fruityyamenrunner:

ALT

something charmingly twentieth century about this

This counts as a spell

Placeable AOE effect

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derinthescarletpescatarian:

The best part of worldbuilding is making something that sucks. Magic schools with bullshit rules that don’t work. Spaceships that are built stupid. My favourite thing to do is to make an inconvenient world that is full of stupid things for boring reasons, and then putting a character int here and making them live with that.

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